{"id":740,"date":"2018-10-06T15:38:00","date_gmt":"2018-10-06T21:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rglongpre.ca\/naturism\/?p=740"},"modified":"2025-11-08T09:00:52","modified_gmt":"2025-11-08T15:00:52","slug":"god-created-man-and-woman-naked","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rglongpre.ca\/naturism\/god-created-man-and-woman-naked\/","title":{"rendered":"God Created Man And Woman Naked"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Doing dishes<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n

I know that it has been said so many times that it almost seems redundant to say it once more, but it has to be said. We are born naked \u2013 all of us \u2013 without exception. It doesn\u2019t matter what religion or what philosophy or what ideology one has; we were conceived the same way \u2013 a naked penis inserted into a naked vagina in order for naked sperm to join naked ova (yes, I know that science has allowed a few other options) and create new life. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Love doesn\u2019t have to have anything to do with it, but it is better for most humans when it is done in during a moment of shared love. A number of months later, a new human slips through the birth canal of a woman to emerge, still connected with the mother via an umbilical cord. This new human emerges through the vagina which is again naked, that must be naked if the baby is to actually emerge into the world. This new human is naked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Now, if we listen very closely to what our society, we learn that this natural, naked body that we are all born with, is somehow something to be ashamed of, something to be hidden for it is gross, leads us to think and do all sorts of perverted things. We almost become sure that it is even evil. For example, what about the idea of praying to whatever version of the creator, deity, God that you believe in \u2013 would you pray naked? What about your visions of heaven, or whatever form of afterlife there may be according to your faith \u2013 is heaven clothing optional, clothing obligatory, or nude only?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Try to remember that the Creator went to a lot of trouble to create the earth, the heavens, all the animal and plant life and humans. And, with all of them, the creator didn\u2019t plan on clothing factories. The first humans were nude and the creator stated that it was\u00a0good<\/em>. This is the same creator that somehow knows everything, or so we claim. We know we can\u2019t really hide from the Creator \u2013 not behind doors, behind trees, behind others, or behind clothing. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Creator sees all, knows all. And most importantly, the Creator doesn\u2019t make mistakes. The words of this Creator are treated as\u00a0gospel<\/em>. Humans are fallible, but the Creator is infallible. For those that believe in any religion that has a deity, this is just the way it is. I come from a Christian background and in Christianity, that is the way it is as well.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

God created Adam and Eve, naked. It\u2019s in the Bible. When he was done creating the first man and woman, naked, he said it was\u00a0good<\/em>. He didn\u2019t tell them that they had to cover up or he would condemn them to hell. Nope, it was all good. A little further along in the story of the Bible, Adam and Eve try to hide from God, not a smart move as God knows all, sees all, sees right through their hiding and their covering up. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

And that wasn\u2019t so good for Adam and Eve. They covered up their naked bodies and felt ashamed of their nakedness. Can you imagine the audacity to question God\u2019s take on nakedness? He created two beautiful humans, nude; and these two fallible humans were ashamed of that creation. So begins a sad story of man\u2019s fall from grace.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Today we have absolutely no problem believing that this perfect creation was a botched job, that God messed up big time. And, we have absolutely no issues with fixing that initial problem any way that we can \u2013 jail time, shunning, stoning, murder, shaming, slandering and the ultimate threat \u2013 God will send you to hell. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yep. Our good churches and church leaders have had a long conversation with God and got Him to see the error of his ways and straighten out His act. We\u2019ve even convinced God to set up some\u00a0robe factories\u00a0<\/em>so that all the angels, saints, and God Himself have their offending bodies covered.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Listen in \u2013 I\u2019ve gone through the trouble of transcribing the conversation that took place between a gathering of Church leaders in Constantinople about 1800 years ago.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Church leaders: Why did you have to make people naked? It\u2019s just not right!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

God: I didn\u2019t see a need to cover their nakedness. As I said in the good book. I saw what I had done and said it was good.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Church leaders: Well, in case you haven\u2019t noticed, it hasn\u2019t been good. Have you seen the stats lately? Fornication, rape, murder, mayhem, adultery \u2013 you name it, it\u2019s all there.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

God: Umm, what\u2019s that got to do with me inventing humans naked?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Church leaders: Everything! Naked people have no shame, no morals.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

God: I can\u2019t say as I exactly see it your way.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Church leaders: Yeah, we know. You still haven\u2019t admitted that your mistake with Adam and Eve being naked was the reason for them breaking your rules. Can\u2019t admit that you screwed up there \u2013 yet. Well, we have hope that you\u2019ll come around and make it better.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

God: How do I make it better in you viewpoint?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Church leaders: Well first, no more of this naked nonsense. It\u2019s got to stop. We thought that from now on, you wear a big robe and a beard so that only a few parts of your face and your hands are all the skin that shows. What d\u2019ya say. Can you do it?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

God: In case you didn\u2019t notice, I have a perfect body.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Church leaders: Good lord already. We can\u2019t have you running around with your dick flopping around. First thing you know, everyone would be running around displaying their junk.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

God: Junk?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Church leaders: You know, penises. Now as we were saying. This has got to stop. Cover up the angels, the cherubim, the saints. Clean up your act and let us edit your words so that it stays that way.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

God: Edit my words? What do you mean? You want to re-write the book? Wouldn\u2019t that be like, lying?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Church leaders: Think of it as problem solving. We could have you add in another commandment. Thou shalt not be naked. We\u2019ll take it from there as your representatives down here on earth.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

God: Are you out of your minds? Ten commandments, not eleven. You can\u2019t just mess with the truth, guys.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Church leaders: Yeah, we hear you. We took a vote earlier just in case this was a sticky point. How about we toss out the \u201ccoveting of neighbour\u2019s goods?\u201d It will be easier to fill the church coffers and we force people to keep their damned clothes on.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

God: Count me out on all of this. I still like my work so far. As for wearing robes, I don\u2019t think so. Heaven has perfect climate if you want to know. Everyone up here is naked, just like the Garden of Eden. No crime to speak of either. In case you guys haven\u2019t yet figured it out, sin is a state of mind, nothing to do with a lack of clothing.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Church leaders: Yeah, we thought you\u2019d say something like this. As a precaution, we\u2019ve hired the best advertising agent money can buy to sell our message.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

God: You can\u2019t be serious? You actually have signed a contract with the devil?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Church leaders: We sure as hell couldn\u2019t count on you, could we? We\u2019ll clean up your mess. All we ask is that you keep your mouth shut and keep your nose out of our business.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

God: Nothing good is going to come out of this. I feel sorry for humans with this lot in charge. Life on earth will become like living in hell.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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